- Socrates: Never wrote a single word himself. Everything we know about him comes from his students like Plato.
- Immanuel Kant: Was so punctual that neighbors set their clocks by his daily walks.
- Diogenes: Lived in a barrel and mocked Alexander the Great by saying, "Stand out of my sunlight!"
"I think, therefore I am... hungry." - Descartes
"Nietzsche: God is dead. God: Nietzsche is dead." - Philosophy Battle
- Why was Socrates so annoying? Because he kept asking questions!
- What did the nihilist say to the optimist? "Nothing matters."
- Why did the philosopher bring a ladder? To reach a higher level of understanding!